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Filter  Item Title Why did the judge sentence the comedian to five years in jail? Why did the boy hold his report card over his head? Why are tomatoes the slowest fruit? Why would men avoid the letter A? Why did the woman spray insect repellent on her computer? Why did the crazy man eat a light bulb? Why was the silly person able to buy ice at half price? Why do women not become bald as soon as men? Why shouldn't you tell jokes when you're ice-skating? Why is the sea measured in knots? Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Why is it so hard to make frogs cry? Why does your sense of touch suffer when you are ill? Why don't silly people call 911 in an emergency? Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game? Why do Irish peasants wear capes? Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? Why did the sea bird rob the jewerly store? Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? Why does Santa always climb down chimneys? Why is twice ten the same as twice eleven? Why did the cracker cry? Why do we go to bed? Wo drives all his costumers away? Have you heard the story of the church bell? What can you give someone and still keep? When is a door not a door? What is the longest night of the year? Why should dieters avoid the letter C? What did one hair say to the other hair? When is it good manners to spit in a man's face? Why did the silly kid put his watch on the scale? What's the most popular gardening magazine? How can you touch the floor without standing on your feet or hands? What were Alexander Graham Bell's first words? What could cause a lot of trouble if it stopped smoking? What size are very large eggs? What do you get if a cat swallows a ball of wool? What did the german policeman say to his chest? Why did the burglar take a shower? Who is the smallest sailor in the world? What is it you can put in your right hand but not in your left? What's the noisiest of all games? What does a match do when it loses its temper? What does a ball do when it stops rolling? What happened to the plastic surgeon when he stood by the fire? Where does satifaction come from? What goes in pink and comes out blue? When is the best time to go to bed?   << Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >> Results 401 - 450 of 771

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